Monday, March 6th, 2006
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6:50 pm - Why is life so unfair?!
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First the love of my life, Einy the Wonder pig died. Then mommy decided to downgrade me to Carefresh again! Why can't I live on towels?! What is wrong with that woman?! It's not like it's SO hard to throw some towels in the washer but NO I get downgraded to Carefresh again! To make matters worse, they moved in that stinky butt son of Suzi's upstairs so now I'm forced to smell his ass day in and day out. Grrr, *gag*, grrrr.
I want my Einy back! Now Piglet, she can stay dead for all I care. Stupid bitch was always eating my hair! I dunno why mommy cried so much when that one died.
current mood:  sad
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Thursday, October 6th, 2005
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8:48 pm - Stupid Jackie
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Write 20 Random Facts About Yourself, Then Tag The Same Number Of People As Minutes It Takes You To Write The Facts. If You're Tagged, It's Your Turn.
1. I'm Queen of the universe and the cage
2. Everyone worships me every day and bows down to me
3. I love strawberries
4. Mommy is my favorite human
5. I hate that stupid Jackie
6. Only Suzi is as smart & regal as me
7. I'm glad that Portia is gone
8. I hate Piglet eating my damn hair!
9. Cucumbers are just okay.
10. My favorite piggie to sleep near is Persephy.
11. I wish Einstein was my boyfriend.
12. Lethals are cute and have more charm than certain stinky butt pigs!
13. I don't mind when mommy bathes & dries me.
14. I love photoshoots.
15. My pretty neck turns green quite often.
16. I like to lay down on my veggies so that stupid Piglet doesn't eat them all.
17. I'm told that I sleep funny like I'm dead with my eyes open.
18. I scare mommy on a daily basis whenever she thinks I'm not breathing while asleep & pokes me.
19. I love giving kisses.
20. I really dislike floortime. It's not ladylike to run & pee on the floor.
4 minutes means four people:
cantstopthedawn
portlyportia
suziqueue
einsteinpig
current mood:  amused
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Thursday, August 18th, 2005
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8:10 pm - Woohoo!
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I never thought I'd ever say this but I'm so grateful to that mean fat uneducated lardass Cuddles. Cuddles went and died almost a week ago which meant that Suzi needed a new cagemate and Mommy decided to get rid of Princess Portia!!!! Yay! *running laps* Now if only I could get rid of that humpy bitch Princess Piglet then everything would be great. The cage would be MINE!!!!! All mine...MINE MINE MINE MINE. Hmmm, maybe even get rid of Ashes too since she started peeing blood everywhere and ruining the palace floor. Hmph.
Back to Portia being gone, now I have even more room to do important royal things like run laps and look pretty. Best of all is that there's one less pig at veggie time! Hahahhahaha, no more silly stupid scaredy Portia stealing MY VEGGIES! From my MOUTH! Now that stupid southern inbred Suzi has to put up with Portia! Good for her! Maybe Portia will steal veggies from HER MOUTH!!! MWAHAHHAHAHAHAA!
current mood:  running laps
current music: The kids eating dinner
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Friday, August 12th, 2005
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2:02 pm - See it's all true!
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Thursday, August 11th, 2005
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12:58 pm
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I got tomato, plum and lap time all because I am a beautiful solid white long haired piggie and Queen of the universe. My mommy and her girlfriend love me. I deserve the love and adoration of everyone after all I have the most beautiful face and hair. Not to mention a cute lil birthmark that some say make me look all Marilyn Monroe and we all know how beautiful she was. Mommy would have named me after her but Rayna is a better name because it means queen. Too bad it doesn't mean queen of the universe.
current mood: happy
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Tuesday, August 2nd, 2005
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6:13 pm - Hmph. Finally!
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My human mommy, charlyblue, finally let me start a livejournal of my own. It took her long enough. After all I am Queen of all the piggies here and in the universe and I DESERVE to have my own journal. Besides that big fat uneducated orange bitch, Cuddles, has a livejournal.
current mood: happy
current music: I hear the stupid Pac-Man game
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